Nutted

One friday night before deer hunting, I left the Straight 8 and headed for the Dam. It was late, but I only had a few beers so I wasn't drunk. Before highway 46 on top of the hill I met a cop. He put on his brakes and turned around behind me. Wouldn't you know it, a huge buck ran out in front of me. The cop wasn't over the hill yet so I didn't dare swerve because he didn't see the deer. His back leg crossed over my hood and took out a headlight. Luckily, that was the only damage. I pulled over then the cop passed right by me, but then he turned around again. We looked for the buck but he wasn't there. What we found wqs a couple spots of blood and one nut. His sack must have got caught between my hood and front fender and popped his nut out! Would that hurt? The next day I went to look for him but didn't find him or any trace of him.